January 1, 2020 Gamer Postpones New Year’s Resolution Until Q3 2020 Gamer Postpones New Year’s Resolution Until Q3 2020 LINCOLN, Neb. — Local gamer Cal Huckaby has postponed the announcement of his highly anticipated new year’s resolution until an unspecified date later in the…
January 1, 2020 Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020 Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020 LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the streaming platform will lose the rights to the audio portions of…
December 27, 2019 Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship was formed upon their shared…
December 26, 2019 Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a part of history. “This is…
December 23, 2019 With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’ With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’ LOS ANGELES — With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing movie of 2017, Star Wars:…
December 21, 2019 Man in Final Stage of Turning Into Bug Makes One Last Journal Entry Man in Final Stage of Turning Into Bug Makes One Last Journal Entry CAPITOL CITY — Entomologist Steve Gilchrist, an employee of the Hillcliff Corporation, recently made what he assumed to be his final passage in a journal…
December 17, 2019 Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns ALPENA, Mich. — A recent game of a Simpsons themed version of the classic board game Monopoly only proved to be fun for the first…
December 13, 2019 ‘Browsing eShop’ Sweeps Game Awards ‘Browsing eShop’ Sweeps Game Awards LOS ANGELES — Concluding what some critics have called an underwhelming year for gaming, the Nintendo title ‘Browsing the eShop’ has swept all of the…
December 4, 2019 The Top 10 Vehicular Soccer Games of the 2010s The Top 10 Vehicular Soccer Games of the 2010s This decade has seen a proliferation of brand new kinds of games. From Battle Royale to auto battlers, it was truly as innovative a span…
