June 11, 2020 If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? Hey you ugly motherfuckers! Iâve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for you. WHERE THE FUCK AM…
June 4, 2020 Official âMrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying âHellllooo!â to All Victims of Racism Official âMrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying âHellllooo!â to All Victims of Racism The officially verified Instagram page representing the 1993 Robin Williams comedy Mrs. Doubtfire has joined the various brands and social media pages expressing support for…
May 30, 2020 New Bike Game Lets You Do Bike Shit New Bike Game Lets You Do Bike Shit SAN FRANCISCO â An extended preview of an upcoming independent title centered around BMX racing has revealed that it will let you do all kinds…
May 28, 2020 Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix LOS GATOS, Calif. â Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, a highly anticipated documentary about the deceased sex offender and financier, has mysteriously removed itself from Netflix…
May 25, 2020 Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time SYRACUSE, N.Y. â Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last nightâs love making session with…
May 14, 2020 Samus Canât Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion Samus Canât Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion DULUTH, Minn. â A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson High School and star of…
May 8, 2020 Huge Film Buff Hasnât Enjoyed One in Eight Years Huge Film Buff Hasnât Enjoyed One in Eight Years LOS ANGELES â Sources have confirmed that Lance Pendleton, a film major who describes cinema as his singular passion, has not enjoyed a viewing of…
May 6, 2020 Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle CHICAGO â NetherRealm Studios announced the next set of fighters coming to Mortal Kombat 11 today, a collection that will see the series continue to…
May 5, 2020 Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask LANSING, Mich. â A protester at a recent demonstration against the stateâs pandemic response has revealed that heâll show up at more or less any…
