January 28, 2022 Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass LOS ANGELES — Following his very public falling out with Spotify over his opposition to their platforming of Joe Rogan, the groundbreaking folk rock musician…
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January 20, 2022 Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career PUERTO RICO — Still reeling from his very avoidable public error in financial judgment, YouTuber, podcast host, and controversial celebrity boxer Logan Paul has reportedly…
December 9, 2021 Activision Blizzard Wins Game Award for Best Ongoing Scandal Activision Blizzard Wins Game Award for Best Ongoing Scandal LOS ANGELES — Garnering a round of enthusiastic applause from the live audience at the Microsoft Theater, Geoff Keighley announced on Thursday evening that gaming…
October 28, 2021 Is This Felix Kjellberg’s Gaming YouTube Channel? An Investigation Is This Felix Kjellberg’s Gaming YouTube Channel? An Investigation Felix Kjellberg is one of the hottest influencers on the internet and the star of the biggest controversies in recent memory. He’s also the host…
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August 28, 2021 Lackluster A24 Movie Released Direct to Criterion Blu-Ray Lackluster A24 Movie Released Direct to Criterion Blu-Ray NEW YORK — After watching a disappointing rough cut of the upcoming comedy-drama film Funeral for a Marsupial, executives at the independent film distributor A24…
August 26, 2021 Conflicted Superman Realizes His Powers Have Been Increasing Due to Climate Change Conflicted Superman Realizes His Powers Have Been Increasing Due to Climate Change METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although his powers have been steadily…
July 15, 2021 Valve Announces the Switch Pro Valve Announces the Switch Pro BELLEVUE, Wash. — In an exciting product reveal that gamers have been anticipating since rumors began circulating at the start of the year, makers of…
