October 25, 2021 Female Alien With Gills, Tentacles, and Four Eyes Also Has Tremendous and Symmetrical Boobs Female Alien With Gills, Tentacles, and Four Eyes Also Has Tremendous and Symmetrical Boobs CONWAY, S.C. — Hugo award winning writer Bill Fender has dropped the first teaser of his next novel, Space Controller, which features an alien race…
October 25, 2021 Friend Promises Game Is Fantastic If You Can Get Past Gameplay Friend Promises Game Is Fantastic If You Can Get Past Gameplay AUSTIN, Texas — Sources have confirmed that your friend Sadie Green has beaten the new indie game DustPunch, which she claims is a fantastic, unforgettable…
July 3, 2021 Local Grandfather Sold as NFT Local Grandfather Sold as NFT DOMINO CITY, Japan — Local grandfather and game shop owner Solomon Muto has reportedly been sold as an NFT after being sealed into a card…
January 11, 2021 Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming the company always schedules a…
December 17, 2020 No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the sweat dripping from his forehead while watching his video game be absolutely decimated live on Twitch, game developer Sean McKittrick…
December 13, 2020 Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral dilemmas yet, featuring more ways…
July 6, 2020 Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly handed blasters and keys to…
April 8, 2020 World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba named Sandra, 26, recently met…
