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Local Grandfather Sold as NFT

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DOMINO CITY, Japan — Local grandfather and game shop owner Solomon Muto has reportedly been sold as an NFT after being sealed into a card by Duel Monsters creator Maximillion Pegasus, according to those familiar with the situation.

ā€œOoh, it feels good to watch a man’s soul be sent to the blockchain, doesn’t it, Yugi-boy?ā€ Pegasus reportedly said to Muto’s grandson Yugi just moments after the transaction was completed. ā€œOh don’t tell me that capturing your grandfather in a card and selling him to the highest bidder, your rival Seto Kaiba, using a technology that’s destroying the planet has put a rift between us. It was nothing personal.ā€

Close sources have confirmed that the purchaser of the Solomon Muto NFT was none other than KaibaCorp CEO Seto Kaiba.

ā€œI’m not quite sure what I’m going to do with this thing, but keeping any powerful cards out of the hands of Yami Yugi is top priority. Now I own the digital rights to Solomon Muto’s soul and no one else on the planet can obtain the card. Wait, what? People can still get the card even though I own the NFT? I just own the rights to a photo?! Shit, this is really confusing — even for me, the richest and smartest man alive,ā€ Kaiba said. ā€œWhatever, it was probably still worth it. I just wish I hadn’t converted Mokuba to KaibaCoin to pay for it. I miss you, Mokuba… Eh, oh well.ā€

At press time, Yugi Muto was reportedly working on a way to release his grandfather from the NFT by winning a series of card games or believing in himself really hard.