September 5, 2021 Sagging Interest in ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode Renewed for Local Gamer After Ice-T Mentions Fortnite Sagging Interest in ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode Renewed for Local Gamer After Ice-T Mentions Fortnite NEW YORK — A Law and Order: Special Victims Unit character’s tossed off reference to Fortnite has piqued the interest of a formerly disengaged gamer,…
August 19, 2021 Gamer Waits for Switch to Go to Sleep-Mode Before Sneaking Off to Cheat With PS5 Gamer Waits for Switch to Go to Sleep-Mode Before Sneaking Off to Cheat With PS5 MADISON, Wis. — A guilt-ridden gamer has reportedly made a habit of waiting for his Switch to go into sleep mode before sneaking into the…
July 4, 2021 245 Seasons In, America Still Unplayable Without Cheat Codes 245 Seasons In, America Still Unplayable Without Cheat Codes WASHINGTON — On the day marking its 245th season in existence, experts on the country The United States of America have confirmed that it is…
October 29, 2020 ‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day ‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz remarked today that America will…
March 15, 2020 Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release the much-anticipated Animal Crossing: New…
November 27, 2019 We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists
June 14, 2019 Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode UPPER DARBY, Penn. — After dying 12 times in a five minute span playing The Last of Us, local gamer Christine Zeits claims the game…
