November 4, 2021 Hogwarts Student Gets Automatic Straight Aâs After Roommate Exploded by Ghost Hogwarts Student Gets Automatic Straight Aâs After Roommate Exploded by Ghost HIGHLANDS, Scotland â Second year Hogwarts student Melvin Puddlefoot reportedly received all As on his report card after his roommate Stephan Lee was exploded by…
November 1, 2021 Coen Brothers Admit They’re Only Directing Garfield Movie Because They Thought Bill Murray Was In It Coen Brothers Admit They’re Only Directing Garfield Movie Because They Thought Bill Murray Was In It LOS ANGELES â Joel and Ethan Coen, attached to direct the new animated Garfield movie, admitted today that they only signed on for the movie…
November 1, 2021 Chris Pratt to Voice That He Still Knows About Compromising Information to Powerful Hollywood Executive Who Keeps Casting Him in Things Chris Pratt to Voice That He Still Knows About Compromising Information to Powerful Hollywood Executive Who Keeps Casting Him in Things LOS ANGELES â Hollywood superstar Chris Pratt has been cast as the voice of concerns about certain compromising information he has about an extremely powerful…
October 31, 2021 Stock Photo Actor Has No Idea He’s First Google Result for âPedophileâ Stock Photo Actor Has No Idea He’s First Google Result for âPedophileâ MESA, Ariz. â Former stock photo actor Colin Hibbert, 34, reportedly has no idea that he is the first Google result for the word âpedophileâ…
October 27, 2021 George R. R. Martinâs Mother Wonât Let Him Leave the Dinner Table Until He Finishes âThe Winds of Winterâ George R. R. Martinâs Mother Wonât Let Him Leave the Dinner Table Until He Finishes âThe Winds of Winterâ SANTA FE, N.M. â While visiting family, fantasy writer George R. R. Martin was told that he would not be allowed to leave the dinner…
October 21, 2021 Man Suspicious After Noticing Girlfriend’s Netflix Includes Category âCreepy Horror Films for Women Who Just Cheated on Their Boyfriends Named Mattâ Man Suspicious After Noticing Girlfriend’s Netflix Includes Category âCreepy Horror Films for Women Who Just Cheated on Their Boyfriends Named Mattâ LINCOLN, Neb. â Local man Matt Brady has become suspicious of his girlfriend after discovering a category on her Netflix account suggesting movies that are…
October 21, 2021 Surgeon Performs 6-Hour Operation to Separate Art From Artist Surgeon Performs 6-Hour Operation to Separate Art From Artist LOS ANGELES â Local controversial filmmaker Jarred Cervantes underwent a new and dangerous 6-hour surgery to be separated from his art following intense criticism for…
October 15, 2021 Netflix Orders 12-Episode Docuseries About Struggling Trans Person It Just Fired Netflix Orders 12-Episode Docuseries About Struggling Trans Person It Just Fired LOS ANGELES â Streaming giant Netflix has announced they are filming a 12-episode documentary series called Dismissed following the struggles of a trans person who…
October 12, 2021 Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone’s Student Loan Debt by 1% Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone’s Student Loan Debt by 1% WASHINGTON â A group of moderate liberal hackers have broken into a federal data center with the altruistic goal of erasing student loan debt across…
