November 26, 2021 343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum 343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum REDMOND, Wash. — Halo Infinite developers 343 Industries have refused to reveal what Master Chief’s armor does with all the semen it collects from jerking…
November 21, 2021 Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You Expected Here, To Be Honest Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You Expected Here, To Be Honest Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl — modern remakes of the Nintendo DS games Pokémon Diamond and Pearl — have finally released on the Nintendo…
November 18, 2021 Report: Lebron James’ Son Is Lead Developer on ‘MultiVersus’ Report: Lebron James’ Son Is Lead Developer on ‘MultiVersus’ BURBANK, Calif. — New reports about the upcoming Warner Brothers crossover platform fighting game has confirmed that the game is being developed by Lebron James’…
November 16, 2021 Activision Blizzard Announces They’re Changing Bobby Kotick’s Name Activision Blizzard Announces They’re Changing Bobby Kotick’s Name SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following various allegations and stories about CEO Bobby Kotick, Activision Blizzard has announced they are solving the issue by changing Kotick’s…
November 15, 2021 343 Announces Halo Infinite’s Tagline Will Be “Finish the Development” 343 Announces Halo Infinite’s Tagline Will Be “Finish the Development” REDMOND, Wash. — Surprise-releasing the beta for Halo Infinite multiplayer today, which appears to be the color blue in a resizable window, 343 also announced…
November 15, 2021 Breadtuber Eaten by Birdtuber Breadtuber Eaten by Birdtuber LOS ANGELES — Local leftwing YouTuber Theodore Suarez, better known by his screen name The Explainanator, was tragically eaten by a wild bird enthusiast vlogger…
November 15, 2021 Celebrity Power Couple: Pete Davidson Was Just Spotted Holding Hands With the T-Shaped Tetromino From Tetris Celebrity Power Couple: Pete Davidson Was Just Spotted Holding Hands With the T-Shaped Tetromino From Tetris Uh oh! Famously large-dicked bachelor Pete Davidson is tied up with another well known hottie according to some steamy photos of him and the T-Shaped…
November 11, 2021 Misspelled Password Entered Twice Misspelled Password Entered Twice LINCOLN, Neb. — Local internet user Beverley Todd unknowingly entered a misspelled version of her password while creating a Gmail account today, and then also…
November 6, 2021 Here’s All the SNL Porn Parodies Coming to LorneHub This Month Here’s All the SNL Porn Parodies Coming to LorneHub This Month NBC has finally launched their hit new streaming service LorneHub, the only app exclusively for watching porn parodies of Saturday Night Live sketches. According to…
