July 1, 2021 Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes TOKYO — New reports from within the Sonic and Mario version of the Summer Olympics have revealed today that this version of the Olympic Games…
June 30, 2021 Doctors Discover Conclusive Link Between Looking Around at Everything and Anxiety Doctors Discover Conclusive Link Between Looking Around at Everything and Anxiety NEW YORK — A team of doctors at New York University have conducted a study that revealed conclusive proof that there exists a link between…
June 30, 2021 Sopranos Prequel Movie Still Includes Scene With Batman’s Parents Being Murdered Sopranos Prequel Movie Still Includes Scene With Batman’s Parents Being Murdered NEW YORK — HBO has confirmed that the Sopranos prequel film The Many Saints of Newark, coming out October 1, will include a back-alley scene…
June 29, 2021 This Pokémon Fan Game Is Terrific and It’s a Damn Shame We Just Told You Because Now Nintendo Knows This Pokémon Fan Game Is Terrific and It’s a Damn Shame We Just Told You Because Now Nintendo Knows Have you ever wanted to play a Pokémon game that had every single Pokémon in it? And the option to flip between the art styles…
June 26, 2021 Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9 Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9 UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the COVID-19 pandemic as part of…
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June 22, 2021 Danny Ocean Hires Team of Criminal Specialists to Break Into Blizzard Account Made Under His Old Email Address Danny Ocean Hires Team of Criminal Specialists to Break Into Blizzard Account Made Under His Old Email Address LAS VEGAS — Master heist organizer Danny Ocean has reportedly gathered a team of top criminals, acrobats, and smooth talkers in an attempt to break…
June 21, 2021 Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local fantasy fan Geoffrey Parsons is reportedly worried that his A Song of Ice and Fire reread, in which he reads one…
