Jeremy Kaplowitz

Jeremy Kaplowitz

Superheroes Unsure Where to Fight After City Cleans Up ScaffoldingSuperheroes Unsure Where to Fight After City Cleans Up Scaffolding

Superheroes Unsure Where to Fight After City Cleans Up Scaffolding

NEW YORK — Superheroes and supervillains were left with nowhere to battle after New York City officials finally cleaned up…

3 years ago
How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them AnymoreHow NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore

How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore

As we march into 2022, it’s important to take stock of new technologies and how they can help advance the…

3 years ago
Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own AccordHas Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own Accord

Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own Accord

Cancel culture has been both a blessing and a scourge that has taken social media by storm, destroying the careers…

3 years ago
Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy LieWoman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie

Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie

NAZARETH — Local player character Mary reportedly rolled a natural 20 when checking an attempt at a lie to her…

3 years ago
Video Game Studio Has Great Idea to Also Make Breath of the WildVideo Game Studio Has Great Idea to Also Make Breath of the Wild

Video Game Studio Has Great Idea to Also Make Breath of the Wild

REDMOND, Wash. — Video game studio Parakalo announced that their upcoming release, Divine Infinite Ultimata, was inspired by their idea…

3 years ago
Horny PC Tower Gets Turned On by FootHorny PC Tower Gets Turned On by Foot

Horny PC Tower Gets Turned On by Foot

NEW YORK — A sexually charged PC tower sitting on gamer Nicolas Mooney’s floor was reportedly turned on today by…

3 years ago
Not in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful EverNot in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever

Not in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That’s OK! Here’s List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever

Every year, Forbes releases a new “30 Under 30” list that sends the creative and business world into a depression…

3 years ago
Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to PurpleMexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple

Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple

MEXICO CITY — The citizens of Mexico have overwhelmingly voted to change the tint of their country from orange to…

3 years ago
Gendo Ikari Blames Sun Glare in Eyeglasses for Car AccidentGendo Ikari Blames Sun Glare in Eyeglasses for Car Accident

Gendo Ikari Blames Sun Glare in Eyeglasses for Car Accident

TOKYO-3 — The director of NERV, Gendo Ikari, caused an accident on the highway that led to a three car…

3 years ago