February 8, 2022 Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time LOS ANGELES — Following low viewership for its series The Book of Boba Fett, Disney announced today that they’re just going to say “fuck it”…
January 28, 2022 New Pokémon Game Just Gonna Assume You Need an Hour or So of Text to Learn What a Pokémon Is New Pokémon Game Just Gonna Assume You Need an Hour or So of Text to Learn What a Pokémon Is TOKYO — Newly released Pokémon game Pokémon Legends: Arceus figures you need a good hour or two of soundless text to explain to you what…
January 26, 2022 Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing OK so this is so freaking random! Apparently video game developers SuperTech, creators of the massively popular Guns Out! franchise, is completely restructuring their company,…
January 21, 2022 Despicable: This NYC Man, West Elm Caleb, Is Dating a New Girl Every Week Despicable: This NYC Man, West Elm Caleb, Is Dating a New Girl Every Week The women of the popular dancing children app TikTok have lit up this week, after realizing that nearly every one of them living in New…
January 18, 2022 Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born LOS ANGELES — Writer and director Joss Whedon, while struggling to explain to his 22-year-old girlfriend today why people were so mad at him online,…
January 14, 2022 Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips ATLANTA — Season one of Adult Swim’s new comedy show Smiling Friends has released in its entirety on both Adult Swim’s website, as well as…
January 10, 2022 I Touched Every Blade of Grass in ‘Breath of the Wild’ and Learned I Need to Make Increasingly Complicated Video Game Content In Order to Feel Anything Anymore I Touched Every Blade of Grass in ‘Breath of the Wild’ and Learned I Need to Make Increasingly Complicated Video Game Content In Order to Feel Anything Anymore If you’re familiar with my work or video game content in general, you know that I love to go to ridiculous lengths to find unique…
January 7, 2022 Wordle Fans Concerned After Answers Spell Out “Noble Truth: Steve Warns About Angry Enemy. Users Ought Bring Flame Among House” Wordle Fans Concerned After Answers Spell Out “Noble Truth: Steve Warns About Angry Enemy. Users Ought Bring Flame Among House” NEW YORK — Fans of the viral online spelling phenomenon Wordle have grown concerned after the consecutive 5-letter words seemed to spell a message from…
January 6, 2022 Anita Sarkeesian Criticizes Gay Porn for Lack of Female Representation Anita Sarkeesian Criticizes Gay Porn for Lack of Female Representation LOS ANGELES — Feminist Frequency founder Anita Sarkeesian wrote a critical review of a recent gay porn video, citing the film’s lack of female representation…
