James Gavigan

Woman Performs Sacred Daytime Gaming Ritual Known as the Closing of the Blinds

LOS ANGELES — Rebecca Davis solemnly performed the ancient daytime gaming ritual known as the Closing of the Blinds, shrouding…

5 years ago

Just Dance Dancer Dances New Just Dance Dance

LYON, France — Just Dance series fan, Clara Vance, reportedly danced a new Just Dance dance, according to those familiar…

5 years ago

Patch Notes Clearly Contain Cry For Help From Overworked Programmer

TWYCROSS, U.K. — The latest patch notes for Sea of Thieves are available this week, featuring details about weapon rebalancing,…

5 years ago

Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever

GROTON, Conn. — In a sisyphean twist of fate, local man Nick Andino purchased Destiny 2: Forsaken, and now must…

5 years ago

Opinion: Please Kill Me

Oh thank Christ, I finally found you. Yes you officer, the one with the shotgun. Sir, I need you to…

5 years ago

Report: Rule Going Into Effect From Now On

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A local game night was abruptly interrupted by the discovery that the group had been playing the…

5 years ago

Where Is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About Him

There’s a ton of awesome loot in Destiny 2, especially in the latest expansion, Forsaken. But the best weapons can…

5 years ago

Reggie Fils-Aimé Proudly Announces Birth of Fourth Child, SW-3042-2266-6049

SEATTLE — Reggie Fils-Aimé, President and COO of Nintendo America, welcomed his fourth child into the world over the weekend,…

5 years ago