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Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about…

3 years ago

Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because”

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The Board of Directors of the embattled Activision Blizzard presented their CEO with a little gift,…

3 years ago

High School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State Championship

MORENCI, Mich. — The Lincoln High School Anime Get-Together Group have become champions after winning the State Debate Finals without…

3 years ago

Doctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken Legs

MURA VILLAGE — Local hero Shen, 14 (but also, in a way, an ageless immortal being), is feeling better today…

3 years ago

GameSpot’s Breaking News Article Just Link to Yesterday’s IGN Post

SAN FRANCISCO — Several anonymous tipsters revealed today that a breaking news article on the front page of GameSpot this…

3 years ago

Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing Duster

Oh fuck me you guys, you won’t believe what just happened. We got together for our weekly D&D game at…

3 years ago

Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest

TOKYO — Ahead of the release of Splatoon 3, Nintendo announced today that they are doing one final Splatfest in…

3 years ago

Activision Blizzard Responds to Controversy by Merging With Local Woman

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — In response to a lawsuit alleging gender discrimination, Activision Blizzard has announced a corporate merger with…

3 years ago

Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes

When diving into video game series with a long history of titles, it can be hard to figure out which…

3 years ago