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Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the MetaverseOpinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about…

3 years ago
Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because”Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because”

Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because”

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The Board of Directors of the embattled Activision Blizzard presented their CEO with a little gift,…

4 years ago
High School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State ChampionshipHigh School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State Championship

High School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State Championship

MORENCI, Mich. — The Lincoln High School Anime Get-Together Group have become champions after winning the State Debate Finals without…

4 years ago
Doctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken LegsDoctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken Legs

Doctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken Legs

MURA VILLAGE — Local hero Shen, 14 (but also, in a way, an ageless immortal being), is feeling better today…

4 years ago
GameSpot’s Breaking News Article Just a Link to Yesterday’s IGN PostGameSpot’s Breaking News Article Just a Link to Yesterday’s IGN Post

GameSpot’s Breaking News Article Just Link to Yesterday’s IGN Post

SAN FRANCISCO — Several anonymous tipsters revealed today that a breaking news article on the front page of GameSpot this…

4 years ago
Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing a DusterBuckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing a Duster

Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing Duster

Oh fuck me you guys, you won’t believe what just happened. We got together for our weekly D&D game at…

4 years ago
Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ SplatfestSplatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest

Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest

TOKYO — Ahead of the release of Splatoon 3, Nintendo announced today that they are doing one final Splatfest in…

4 years ago
Activision Blizzard Responds to Controversy by Merging With Local WomanActivision Blizzard Responds to Controversy by Merging With Local Woman

Activision Blizzard Responds to Controversy by Merging With Local Woman

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — In response to a lawsuit alleging gender discrimination, Activision Blizzard has announced a corporate merger with…

4 years ago
Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say YesIs Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes

Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes

When diving into video game series with a long history of titles, it can be hard to figure out which…

4 years ago