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Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…

3 years ago

Blade Plumber

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario…

3 years ago

Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement

LOS ANGELES — Speaking slowly while his eyes darted around his home for inspiration to help him ad-lib, gaming news…

3 years ago

Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard…

3 years ago

The Passion of the Crust

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989's…

3 years ago

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

4 years ago

Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…

4 years ago

Our Writers Need Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments

Hello, readers! Welcome back to Hard Drive, your favorite destination for gaming news. We’re excited to bring you yet another…

4 years ago

A Sausage Link to the Past

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Hard Drive editors Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original…

4 years ago