May 13, 2019 Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him slowly jump up the side…
May 10, 2019 Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an ambitious crossover film that weaves…
April 8, 2019 Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will celebrate the Xbox’s rich history…
March 29, 2019 Every Child Needs a Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs Every Child Needs a Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs With the family dynamic becoming more fluid in recent years, it’s important that we take a step back and accept reality when it comes to…
March 20, 2019 Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs GRAN CANARIA, Canary Islands — Netflix announced production of The Witcher has paused due to Henry Cavill, set to portray Geralt of Rivia, accepting repeated side-gigs…
March 19, 2019 Google Stadia’s “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button Randomly Chooses Which Corporation Your Data Will Be Sold To Google Stadia’s “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button Randomly Chooses Which Corporation Your Data Will Be Sold To SAN FRANCISCO — Google revealed a new video game streaming platform called Stadia at this year’s Game Developers Conference. The service has a robust set…
March 15, 2019 James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally giving white men everywhere an…
February 25, 2019 Stan Lee to Cameo in Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Montage Stan Lee to Cameo in Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Montage Stan Lee will finally be recognized by the Academy Awards, as the legendary comic book creator is set to make a surprise cameo appearance during…
February 24, 2019 5 Great Apex Legends Weapons That Will Be Absolutely Useless in Your Pathetic Hands 5 Great Apex Legends Weapons That Will Be Absolutely Useless in Your Pathetic Hands Are you looking to up your win rate in Apex Legends? Do you have absolutely no understanding of the basic fundamentals of gameplay? Well, you’re…
