November 12, 2019 Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film LOS ANGELES — Following a successful campaign to get the titular character of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film redesigned, Sonic fans have gone mad…
November 10, 2019 JRPG Fan Accidentally Gets Too Jacked After Weeks of Grinding in Ring Fit JRPG Fan Accidentally Gets Too Jacked After Weeks of Grinding in Ring Fit SAGINAW, Mich. — Avid JRPG fan Jason Thorne became the talk of the fitness world after becoming ridiculously jacked by spending countless hours grinding in…
October 15, 2019 Here Are All the Disney Movies and Series Coming to Pirate Bay Here Are All the Disney Movies and Series Coming to Pirate Bay Disney is getting ready to enter the video streaming space with their new Disney+ service, but it looks like they’ve already got some competition as…
October 11, 2019 Epic Picks Up a Few Games in Steam Sale Epic Picks Up a Few Games in Steam Sale CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has capped off a busy few months of growth for the Epic Games Store by splurging on a few cool…
August 4, 2019 Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Unrest erupted at the Barcade in Williamsburg after a couple began making out in front of the establishment’s sole Ms. Pac-Man cabinet,…
July 3, 2019 Nintendo Announces ‘Star Fox Maker’ Hoping Someone Can Figure Out How to Make a Good Star Fox Game Nintendo Announces ‘Star Fox Maker’ Hoping Someone Can Figure Out How to Make a Good Star Fox Game TOKYO — Nintendo announced Star Fox Maker today, a new design-based game where players can create their own Star Fox levels, in hopes that someone…
May 28, 2019 Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — A bar fight that broke out near a local Warhammer tabletop wargaming convention has now entered its third consecutive day of conflict,…
May 24, 2019 Gulf War Game Boy Finally Receives Treatment for PTSD Gulf War Game Boy Finally Receives Treatment for PTSD OSWEGO, N.Y. — The Game Boy that famously survived a bombing during the Gulf War is finally receiving treatment for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after…
May 15, 2019 ‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’ ‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’ TOKYO — Nintendo fans are once again being robbed of a true sequel to a Mario game, as the soon-to-be-released Super Mario Maker 2 appears…
