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New Edition of Catan Replaces Rulebook With Friend Who’s Played Before

BREUBERG, Germany — Settlers of Catan designer Klaus Teuber announced a new version of his acclaimed board game that replaces…

3 years ago

Gamer Told to Dress for Job He Wants Just Wears Headset and Pajamas Everywhere

HACKENSACK, N.J. — Gamer Todd Harrington has been spotted around his workplace wearing an old t-shirt and pajama pants along…

3 years ago

Archeologists Discover Ancient ASCII Cave Drawings

MONTIGNAC, France — While examining the walls of a recently unearthed cave system, a team of archaeologists discovered a series…

3 years ago

Redditor Hopes It’s Not Too Late to Answer 3-Year-Old Advice Post From Drowning Man

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. — Optimistic Reddit user DonaldDank72 recently posted a comment detailing extensive advice on how to save yourself from…

4 years ago

Political Cartoonist Just Gonna Draw Bitcoin as Burlap Sack With Dollar Sign On It

COVINGTON, Ky. — Shrugging his shoulders as he clicked ‘publish’ on his latest work, political cartoonist Bradley Hughes decided he’s…

4 years ago

Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen

SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks…

4 years ago