Dan Kozuh

Dan Kozuh

These Pen Pals Have Been Playing Mortal Kombat Turn-by-Turn via Mail Since 1993These Pen Pals Have Been Playing Mortal Kombat Turn-by-Turn via Mail Since 1993

These Pen Pals Have Been Playing Mortal Kombat Turn-by-Turn via Mail Since 1993

NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Long-distance friends Milton Schmidt and Clayton Houston have been playing the same match of the video game…

4 years ago
Genius Janitor at Marvel Solves Formula for Next MovieGenius Janitor at Marvel Solves Formula for Next Movie

Genius Janitor at Marvel Solves Formula for Next Movie

BURBANK, Calif. — Mild-mannered janitor Carl Perry has done what some believe to be impossible, by solving the formula for…

4 years ago
Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in AmericaProfessor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…

4 years ago
Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole TimeDeluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time

Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time

LOS ALTOS, Calif. — Astral Plane Games, publisher of the popular worker placement board game Solis Occasum, has released a…

4 years ago
Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into OculusFacebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized…

5 years ago
Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas PresentPolice Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…

5 years ago
Ryan Reynolds Swears He Has No Memory of Holding Up Novelty T-Shirt in Facebook AdRyan Reynolds Swears He Has No Memory of Holding Up Novelty T-Shirt in Facebook Ad

Ryan Reynolds Swears He Has No Memory of Holding Up Novelty T-Shirt in Facebook Ad

LOS ANGELES — Actor Ryan Renolds was reportedly worried about his mental health when he came across a photo of…

5 years ago
Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney FilmsKids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films

Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

5 years ago
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Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30%

THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…

5 years ago