Dan Kozuh

Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

4 years ago

$300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts

NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid…

4 years ago

Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies

AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of…

4 years ago

Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read Month Ago

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Local comic book enthusiast Casey Little was frustrated and slightly offended that the writers of his favorite…

4 years ago

Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm

DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife,…

4 years ago

Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies

CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident…

4 years ago

Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri

SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to…

4 years ago

‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4

TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of…

4 years ago

Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release

MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded…

4 years ago