December 16, 2021 Review: āSpider-Man: No Way Homeā Is Packed With Thrilling Surprises If You Havenāt Used the Internet a Single Time Since 2020 Review: āSpider-Man: No Way Homeā Is Packed With Thrilling Surprises If You Havenāt Used the Internet a Single Time Since 2020 The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known for heartrending, multi-movie story arcs and shocking plot twists hidden in bonus scenes. As such, Spider-Man: No Way Home…
August 29, 2021 Gamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly Once Gamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly Once SPRINGFIELD, Miss. ā Local man Jonah Baker has been recommending hit stealth game Dishonored 2 to all of his friends and coworkers for its āhigh…
August 20, 2021 Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out āCat Tree to Kitchen Counterā Any% Speedrun Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out āCat Tree to Kitchen Counterā Any% Speedrun NEW YORK ā Local cat and speedrunning phenom Razputin has reportedly been grinding out apartment speedruns each morning at 4 a.m. for the last six…
January 22, 2021 Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs NEW YORK ā In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced a collaboration between the two…
May 30, 2020 Skyrim āPandemic Updateā Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent Skyrim āPandemic Updateā Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent ROCKVILLE, Md. ā Bethesda Softworks announced a new āPandemic Updateā for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which the player character will…
September 24, 2019 Alfonso CuarĆ³n Announces Roma Pinball Machine Alfonso CuarĆ³n Announces Roma Pinball Machine LONDON ā At a surprise press conference this morning, acclaimed filmmaker Alfonso CuarĆ³n announced his newest project: a pinball machine based on his 2018 film…
September 19, 2019 Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling āDonkey Kong Country: Tropical Freezeā for Less Than $60 Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling āDonkey Kong Country: Tropical Freezeā for Less Than $60 KYOTO, Japan ā In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo held a 12 hour meeting…
March 27, 2019 Circus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water Level Circus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water Level PHOENIX ā Local resident Shauna Johnson was playing the newest hit indie platformer when she made a shocking discovery: a level she had understood as…
