July 16, 2021 So, You Like Licking Switch Cartridges, Do Ya? Well You’re Going to Lick a Whole LIBRARY of Switch Cartridges So, You Like Licking Switch Cartridges, Do Ya? Well You’re Going to Lick a Whole LIBRARY of Switch Cartridges Well, well, well. Look what we have here. So you like licking Switch cartridges, do ya? We’ll go sit down at the kitchen table, and…
July 13, 2021 Man Worried Opening Insulin Package Will Ruin Collectible Value Man Worried Opening Insulin Package Will Ruin Collectible Value SEATTLE — Local man Henry Spencer reportedly did want to open an insulin package for fear of ruining its collectible value this morning, putting him…
July 13, 2021 If You Only Play One Game This Year, C’monnnnnn…Play Some More Games! If You Only Play One Game This Year, C’monnnnnn…Play Some More Games! Stop everything that you are doing right now, and run, do not walk, to your local game store. This game could be the definitive video…
July 11, 2021 Guy Who Insta-Locked Valorant Character Better Fucking Crush It Guy Who Insta-Locked Valorant Character Better Fucking Crush It GLENDALE, Ariz. — Players in a recent ranked match of Valorant exclaimed that their random teammate who insta-locked Jett, the most popular character in the…
July 9, 2021 Cain Swears He Was Just Checking to See If Friendly Fire Was On Cain Swears He Was Just Checking to See If Friendly Fire Was On EAST OF EDEN — Son of Adam and Eve and one of the only four people alive, Cain, was caught bashing his brother Abel with…
July 8, 2021 Here’s All the Employees Netflix Is Letting Go This Month Here’s All the Employees Netflix Is Letting Go This Month Netflix has a HUGE month planned for subscribers, with new movies and television shows including a whole slate of original content! Unfortunately, it also has…
July 5, 2021 Gamer at Massage Parlor Can’t Seem to Unlock Happy Ending Gamer at Massage Parlor Can’t Seem to Unlock Happy Ending DALLAS — Video game enthusiast Tommy Meyers was reportedly frustrated today when he couldn’t seem to unlock the happy ending for the Royal Day Massage…
July 2, 2021 There’s No Need to Take a Quiz: The Mario Character You Are Is Toad. Here’s What You Need to Know There’s No Need to Take a Quiz: The Mario Character You Are Is Toad. Here’s What You Need to Know Character quizzes are all the rage on the internet these days. Everyone wants to know what traits and characters they most align with through a…
July 2, 2021 Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ KYOTO, Japan — Super Smash Bros. creator Mashiro Sakurai shocked the gaming community today by finally announcing that fan favorite character Captain Falcon gets his…
