October 9, 2021 Barcade Bartender Decides Man Needs to Be Cut Off From DDR Machine Barcade Bartender Decides Man Needs to Be Cut Off From DDR Machine BROOKLYN, N.Y. ā Local Barcade bartender Michael Atticus was forced to eject a patron for disorderly conduct after deeming he needed to be cut off…
October 9, 2021 True Simpsons Fan Doesnāt Think Any of It Is Good True Simpsons Fan Doesnāt Think Any of It Is Good MOBERLY, Mo. ā Self-proclaimed āSimpsons Superfanā Walter Groznic took to internet forums with an explosive tirade, finally narrowing down which episodes and seasons of the…
October 5, 2021 Man Who Lied About Watching Squid Game Forced to Participate in Deadly, High-Stakes Workplace Conversation Man Who Lied About Watching Squid Game Forced to Participate in Deadly, High-Stakes Workplace Conversation TULSA, Okla.Ā ā Local man Brandon Cary, who in a moment of panic lied about having seen the acclaimed Korean drama āSquid Game,ā suddenly found himself…
September 18, 2021 Voter Participation Skyrockets After Adding āGoku or Supermanā to Ballot Voter Participation Skyrockets After Adding āGoku or Supermanā to Ballot PHILADELPHIA ā Local voter registration surged this week directly before the local mayoral election after a city ordinance came into effect that added to the…
September 15, 2021 Porn Video Weirdly Features Wilhelm Scream Porn Video Weirdly Features Wilhelm Scream WASHINGTON ā Local porn viewer Caleb Fuller was surprised this week when an seemingly innocuous Redtube clip featured the infamous Wilhelm scream in the background.Ā …
September 3, 2021 BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled FORGE WORLD ā BREAKING NEWS for all available Spartan soldiers: UNSC forces have vanquished the enemy and emerged victorious, gaining control over the hill and…
August 26, 2021 Cosplayer Starting to Worry That Nobody at This Applebeeās Has Seen āAttack on Titanā Cosplayer Starting to Worry That Nobody at This Applebeeās Has Seen āAttack on Titanā SPRINGFIELD, Ill. ā Local cosplayer Dennis Harrison experienced a crisis in a local Applebeeās on Wednesday, as he slowly came to the resignation that nobody…
August 21, 2021 Streamers Invade SWAT Guyās House to See How He Likes It Streamers Invade SWAT Guyās House to See How He Likes It COLUMBIA, Mo. ā SWAT Commander Walker Porter reported an unexpected disturbance in his home when an alleged seven Twitch streamers breached his apartment at approximately…
August 13, 2021 Review: I Didnāt Want to Spend $15 So Hereās Five Things WRONG with the āFree Guyā Poster in the Lobby Review: I Didnāt Want to Spend $15 So Hereās Five Things WRONG with the āFree Guyā Poster in the Lobby The movies are finally back. Weāve all longed for the day when cinema would return, and it feels so great to go to theaters again.…
