Bailey Hull

Boston Dynamics Robot Found Drunk, Wearing Patriots Jersey in Dunkin’ Donuts Parking Lot

WALTHAM, Mass. — After celebrating a 13-3 victory by the New England Patriots at last night’s Super Bowl, scientists at…

6 years ago

College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having GameCube

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…

6 years ago

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that…

6 years ago

Nobody on Game Jam Team Actually Knows How to Code

BERKELEY, Calif. — As the 5th annual UC Berkeley Game Jam kicked off, members of Team Kickass came to the…

6 years ago

New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel

MONTREAL — According to a recent analytic report from Steam, the current top-selling indie game on the online platform is…

6 years ago

Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend

AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason…

6 years ago

Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario — After last week’s successful breakdown of the rules of Scotland Yard, a local group of friends met up…

7 years ago