Bailey Hull

Vegeta Presents Goku with Lifetime Achievement Honor at Crunchyroll Awards

LOS ANGELES — Saiyan prince Vegeta awarded his lifelong collaborator and occasional enemy Goku with the Lifetime Achievement Award last…

4 years ago

Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto…

4 years ago

Legal Loophole: China’s Gaming Ban Doesn’t Count If You Hide Under the Covers and Play Under Your Pillow

BEIJING — A clause found in a recent bill passed by the Chinese government claims that, despite initial claims, gamers…

4 years ago

Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti

Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen…

5 years ago

Study Shows Strong Correlation Between ‘Final Fantasy’ Announcements and Google Searches for How to Read Roman Numerals

BRONX, N.Y. — A troubling study by statisticians at Fordham University has proven a nearly one-to-one correlation between announcements for…

5 years ago

Meet Gary, the First Ever Person to Pay for Photoshop

We all love the Adobe Creative Suite and we’re thankful it exists online for free if you, uh, know how.…

5 years ago

Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards…

5 years ago

Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche

BOSTON — Local comic book store employee Ellie Schneider was not discovered by the dispatch squad sent to retrieve her…

5 years ago

Dead Aunt Still Sends Candy Crush Requests

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Despite having passed away months ago, local woman Allie Larkin’s aunt Sandra Kelly is reportedly still…

5 years ago