December 22, 2020 COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six KANTO â Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by filling all six slots at…
December 19, 2020 If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, Youâre a Fucking Idiot If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, Youâre a Fucking Idiot Thereâs an article going around today, making the ridiculous argument that all TV remotes should actually be gaming controllers. I havenât read the articleâI donât…
December 8, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If Youâre Allergic Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If Youâre Allergic WARSAW â Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077, in which the player must…
December 3, 2020 We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine the right strain with the…
November 27, 2020 Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing LAKE FOREST, Ill. â Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio this morning, complaining it had…
November 23, 2020 Gamer Who âPlays Better While Highâ Has No Basis for Comparison Gamer Who âPlays Better While Highâ Has No Basis for Comparison LOS ANGELES â Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he âplays way better when heâs stonedâ despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…
November 11, 2020 FedEx Driver Takes Xbox Series X on One Last Tour of City Before It Gets Locked Up in Your House Forever FedEx Driver Takes Xbox Series X on One Last Tour of City Before It Gets Locked Up in Your House Forever LOS ANGELES â Your scheduled delivery time was delayed this afternoon when FedEx driver Shannon Hunter took your Xbox Series X on a final whirl…
November 5, 2020 Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak Spot Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak Spot PENNSYLVANIA â Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that itâs pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas like California and Kentucky, when…
October 26, 2020 NestlĂ© Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water NestlĂ© Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water ARLINGTON, Va. â NestlĂ© USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no inherent legal right to possess…
