Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To

SAN MATEO, Calif. — In response to Microsoft’s recent acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO Jim Ryan suggested that…

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Indie Game Takes Inspiration From EarthBound’s Lack of Financial Success

TUCSON, Ariz. — Game developer Rodney Jones’ latest title, Infinite Dreamz Are Here 2 Stay, is to be inspired by…

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Wario64 Tweets Disturbing Link to Affordable Craigslist Hitman

SAN FRANCISCO — Popular video game deal aggregator Twitter account Wario64 has linked to their most disturbing sale yet: a…

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D&D Group Not Close Enough Friends to Help DM Through Whatever’s Going on With Him Right Now

TAMPA, Fla. — Despite meeting regularly for nearly three years, not one member of a local Dungeons and Dragons group…

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Despicable: This NYC Man, West Elm Caleb, Is Dating New Girl Every Week

The women of the popular dancing children app TikTok have lit up this week, after realizing that nearly every one…

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Sparsely Attended ‘Rocky Horror’ Showing Even Sadder Than Usual Tonight

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Due to the passing of singer and actor Meat Loaf, this evening’s monthly showing of cult…

3 years ago

Single Speck of Dust Trapped Beneath Screen Protector Settles In for the Big Sleep

WILDWOOD, Miss. — As the helplessness of his situation finally began to sink in, a single speck of dust trapped…

3 years ago

Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t Metaphor for His Career

PUERTO RICO — Still reeling from his very avoidable public error in financial judgment, YouTuber, podcast host, and controversial celebrity…

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Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To

SARASOTA, Fla. — A Facebook meme group about the children’s show Electro-Friends has a more complex web of conflict than…

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