Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011

The internet has blown up with praise for Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Game Freak’s newest edition to the long-running Pokémon series,…

2 years ago

What Does the Sony/Bungie Deal Mean for Me, Weird Guy Who Still Just Plays Geometry Wars?

Hello gamer! I’m sure you’ve heard the big news of the day. Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda for a zillion…

2 years ago

GameFAQs Adds ‘Private Mode’ For Gamers Who Want To Look Up Humiliating Walkthroughs

SAN FRANCISCO — Mainstay video game walkthrough website GameFAQs rolled out a new highly-requested “Private Mode” feature for gamers looking…

2 years ago

How Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace Relationship

SPIRAL MOUNTAIN 一 Saying that the agreement has helped protect them from past feelings of staleness and frustration in their…

2 years ago

Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit

PHILADELPHIA 一 A Reddit user reportedly enjoyed an unprecedented five continuous seconds of his life earlier today, between commenting on…

2 years ago

Quentin Tarantino Says His Next Genre Homage Project Will Be Love Letter to Monty Python

LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino has announced his official foray into comedy with a Monty Python-inspired project titled Snake…

2 years ago

Introduction of Alcoholic Mountain Dew Leaves Gamer Wondering What Has Been Getting Them Drunk This Whole Time

MELBOURNE, Fla. — With the recent rollout of alcoholic Mountain Dew drinks, local gamer Jacob Wright has been left to…

2 years ago

Experts Predict That Weapon Drop Is Coming Any Minute Now

THE SHRINKING ZONE OF SAFETY — A group of scientists has posited a theory that not only is our civilization…

2 years ago

New Pokémon Game Just Gonna Assume You Need an Hour or So of Text to Learn What Pokémon Is

TOKYO — Newly released Pokémon game Pokémon Legends: Arceus figures you need a good hour or two of soundless text…

2 years ago