February 5, 2019 Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube WASHINGTON — Republican strategists have announced they will upload the entirety of Donald Trump’s State of the Union address onto YouTube under the title NATIONAL…
February 4, 2019 Boston Dynamics Robot Found Drunk, Wearing Patriots Jersey in Dunkin’ Donuts Parking Lot Boston Dynamics Robot Found Drunk, Wearing Patriots Jersey in Dunkin’ Donuts Parking Lot WALTHAM, Mass. — After celebrating a 13-3 victory by the New England Patriots at last night’s Super Bowl, scientists at Boston Dynamics coming into work…
January 22, 2019 YouTuber Starts Every Video With Apology For Hiatus YouTuber Starts Every Video With Apology For Hiatus DALLAS — YouTuber David Patterson, known online as “SuperVGMan64,” recently uploaded a fifth consecutive video on his channel that opens with a long-winded apology about…
January 13, 2019 Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN Since the mid 1990’s, IGN has been one of the web’s biggest destinations for gaming news, videos, and reviews. But is that a good thing?…
January 12, 2019 Middle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content Creator Middle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content Creator MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local bully Justin Marwall was reportedly unaware that the child he was picking on in his 8th grade math class, Kris Stevenson,…
January 9, 2019 Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode WASHINGTON — Members of the newly-inaugurated 116th Congress of the United States are already facing a fresh challenge: rebooting a shutdown government in safe mode.…
January 8, 2019 New Adjustable Gaming Chair Lets Gamers Rise Up Without Having to Stand New Adjustable Gaming Chair Lets Gamers Rise Up Without Having to Stand SINGAPORE — Secretlab has announced a new line of gaming computer chairs with state-of-the-art adjustable height technology which allows gamers to “rise up” without having…
January 5, 2019 This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally handed in as a draft…
December 22, 2018 Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought In a bold move to boost sales on their flagship digital platform, Valve Corporation today announced a limited-time discount making every game ever bought on…
