May 10, 2019 Pornhub Introduces Light Mode for Daytime Browsing Pornhub Introduces Light Mode for Daytime Browsing MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature a white-themed user interface for…
May 9, 2019 Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom Heather Clark stated that she…
May 7, 2019 This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.
May 3, 2019 Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a copy of Skyrim VR, a…
May 1, 2019 Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out of its outlet and replaced…
May 1, 2019 Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s decisions, gamer Joshua Fulton is…
April 29, 2019 ‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are a Joke ‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are a Joke Today, satirical news website The Onion launched a new section, Onion Gamers Network, in a sick attempt to turn our favorite hobby — the root…
April 22, 2019 Frugal Gamer Empties Mechanical Keyboard Over Dinner Plate Frugal Gamer Empties Mechanical Keyboard Over Dinner Plate HACKENSACK, N.J. — Budget-conscious gamer Max Turner began shaking his Corsair K95 mechanical keyboard over a ceramic dinner plate after noticing a tempting vein of…
April 16, 2019 Vocal Anime Fan Somehow Least Toxic YouTuber Vocal Anime Fan Somehow Least Toxic YouTuber LOS ANGELES — The YouTube community became perplexed today by the realization that proud anime fan and YouTube personality SungWon Cho, otherwise known as ProZD,…
