October 18, 2020 Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter from all of the cockroaches…
October 15, 2020 Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year SAN JOSE, Calif. — Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to their popular Charcoal Gray Unified…
October 14, 2020 New Gender-Inclusive USB Standards Rename Connectors to Dom and Sub New Gender-Inclusive USB Standards Rename Connectors to Dom and Sub BEAVERTON, Ore. — The USB Implementers Forum announced today they would be formally changing the labeling of all USB connectors in order to promote gender…
October 13, 2020 God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in a new video file name…
October 11, 2020 Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while respecting employees’ working conditions and…
October 6, 2020 REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring to let things die down…
October 6, 2020 Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly horny, but accurate proof, finally…
October 5, 2020 Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough to determine the exact amount…
October 3, 2020 Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments Hello, readers! Welcome back to Hard Drive, your favorite destination for gaming news. We’re excited to bring you yet another day filled with our hard-hitting…
Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments
Hello, readers! Welcome back to Hard Drive, your favorite destination for gaming news. We’re excited to bring you yet another day filled with our hard-hitting…