July 9, 2019 Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief that he had managed to…
June 25, 2019 Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’ Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’ BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history report, even though he has…
June 19, 2019 Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’ Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’ CINCINNATI — Newly expecting couple Darren Herzberg and Emily Snyder are excited for childbirth purely to gain a new person they can force to play…
November 1, 2018 Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…
May 27, 2018 Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she desperately yearns for more structure…
May 20, 2018 Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t saving enough potions to last…
May 5, 2018 Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite to win, get sucked into…
February 7, 2018 New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by anonymous Reddit user u/Waldo-Cucoo. Waldo-Cucoo…
December 9, 2017 ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also being as fragile as spun…
