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Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair

CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s…

4 years ago

3DS Charger Really Making Drawer Nightmare to Navigate

DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby…

5 years ago

HDMI Cord Seemingly Connected to the Abyss

SHAMONG, N.J. — After attempting to disconnect her Xbox One, local gamer Kim Mahoney discovered that her HDMI cord was…

5 years ago

D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start Podcast

BROOKLYN —  Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old…

5 years ago

Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down

ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of…

6 years ago