July 23, 2020 Valorant Player a Disappointment to All His Friends in Real Life Too Valorant Player a Disappointment to All His Friends in Real Life Too GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen continues to frustrate his friends with a total lack of awareness and poor decision-making both in Riot Games’…
May 10, 2020 Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot Games has announced that apparently…
May 2, 2020 Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played, swears he is going to…
