May 13, 2021 Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was created by the top scientists…
May 3, 2021 Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of marriage after an irreconcilable disagreement…
April 30, 2021 Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID Vaccine Appointment, in which players…
April 22, 2021 Vaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill Tree Vaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill Tree NEW YORK — Local gamer Caroline Silva unlocked the ‘social gathering’ skill tree on her abilities menu exactly two weeks after receiving her second Moderna…
April 16, 2021 U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals twitter account Wario64 to announce…
January 6, 2021 Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of the RCPD, has angered many…
