August 1, 2019 Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos…
July 31, 2019 Next Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Has 3.2 Million Twitch Followers Compete for Pokimane’s Love Next Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Has 3.2 Million Twitch Followers Compete for Pokimane’s Love BISMARCK, N.D. — After the conclusion of the most recent The Bachelorette season, ABC announced that Twitch user Pokimane would be the show’s next star.…
July 16, 2019 Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve a Minimum Viewership Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve a Minimum Viewership Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is a form of inequality my…
June 12, 2019 Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room ENCINITAS, Calif. — Herschel Beahm IV, better known by his Twitch persona Dr Disrespect, apologized for streaming on Twitch from a public bathroom today with…
June 5, 2019 Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself OMAHA, Neb. — Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to “subscribe to himself” if he…
May 23, 2019 Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe Clan, posting a YouTube video…
May 15, 2019 Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit LAS VEGAS — Adam Egan, a rising young star in the video game streaming world, suffered a crippling blow to his subscriber numbers after a…
February 15, 2019 Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines COLUMBIA, S.C. — An advocacy group of American parents announced this morning that the top new personality on the Twitch video game streaming platform was…
December 28, 2018 Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that they were all just playing…
