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Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is

SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon…

5 years ago

Next Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Has 3.2 Million Twitch Followers Compete for Pokimane’s Love

BISMARCK, N.D. — After the conclusion of the most recent The Bachelorette season, ABC announced that Twitch user Pokimane would…

5 years ago

Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve Minimum Viewership

Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is…

5 years ago

Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Herschel Beahm IV, better known by his Twitch persona Dr Disrespect, apologized for streaming on Twitch from…

5 years ago

Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

OMAHA, Neb. —  Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to…

5 years ago

Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit

LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe…

5 years ago

Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit

LAS VEGAS — Adam Egan, a rising young star in the video game streaming world, suffered a crippling blow to…

6 years ago

Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines

COLUMBIA, S.C. — An advocacy group of American parents announced this morning that the top new personality on the Twitch…

6 years ago

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that…

6 years ago