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Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence

NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so…

4 years ago

Apparently the Only Way to Get ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article

LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…

5 years ago

Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization

ATWATER, Ohio — Following a recent days-long conference focused on the COVID-19 outbreak held in Helsinki, Denmark, members of the…

5 years ago

Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer

ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to…

5 years ago

TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House

BEACHWOOD, Ohio — A TMZ reporter tasked with tracking down a popular Twitch streamer has now been staked outside their…

5 years ago

Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…

5 years ago

Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity

LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting…

5 years ago

Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team

LOS ANGELES — Matt Mercer, Dungeon Master and face of the hugely popular Critical Role series, announced today that the…

5 years ago

Opinion: Who the Hell Would Want to Watch Someone Else Play Sport?

I’m just hearing about this and I’m totally confused — people apparently watch other people play sports on live streams…

5 years ago