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Democrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t CanonDemocrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t Canon

Democrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t Canon

WASHINGTON — The newly-emboldened Democratic Party is in disarray today after President Trump announced on social media that the United…

7 years ago
Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe ModeCongress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode

Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode

WASHINGTON — Members of the newly-inaugurated 116th Congress of the United States are already facing a fresh challenge: rebooting a…

7 years ago
Mueller Just Going to Grind a Few More Levels Before Final Boss FightMueller Just Going to Grind a Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight

Mueller Just Going to Grind Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight

WASHINGTON — Robert Mueller, former FBI director and current head of the Special Counsel Investigation into Russian meddling in the…

7 years ago
D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll DeceptionD&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

7 years ago
Democrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court NomineeDemocrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court Nominee

Democrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court Nominee

WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…

7 years ago
Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 ShipNewly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

HIGH EARTH ORBIT — The United States’ new Space Force, announced by President Trump this week, suffered a crushing defeat…

7 years ago
Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke RunDonald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago
Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in ChatMan Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoon’s HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type “TRUMP”…

7 years ago
Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press SecretaryOcarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago