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Democrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t Canon

WASHINGTON — The newly-emboldened Democratic Party is in disarray today after President Trump announced on social media that the United…

6 years ago

Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode

WASHINGTON — Members of the newly-inaugurated 116th Congress of the United States are already facing a fresh challenge: rebooting a…

6 years ago

Mueller Just Going to Grind Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight

WASHINGTON — Robert Mueller, former FBI director and current head of the Special Counsel Investigation into Russian meddling in the…

6 years ago

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

6 years ago

Democrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court Nominee

WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…

6 years ago

Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

HIGH EARTH ORBIT — The United States’ new Space Force, announced by President Trump this week, suffered a crushing defeat…

6 years ago

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago

Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoon’s HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type “TRUMP”…

7 years ago

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago