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New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ to Be Set in Ancient Era When Donald Trump Was PresidentNew ‘Assassin’s Creed’ to Be Set in Ancient Era When Donald Trump Was President

New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ to Be Set in Ancient Era When Donald Trump Was President

MONTREAL — Following the success of Assassin's Creed: Valhalla, Ubisoft hinted that their next game would delve further into history…

4 years ago
Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol PotOh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Alright so we have some very good news and some very bad news. Let’s just… let’s start with the good…

4 years ago
Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous PardonTrump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon

Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon

WASHINGTON — Making full use of his last full day in office, President Donald Trump announced a posthumous pardon of…

4 years ago
Trail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of PowerTrail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power

Trail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power

WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles…

4 years ago
Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk CardsDonald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards

Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards

WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced…

4 years ago
Eric Trump Hunts Weakened Donald Jr. for SportEric Trump Hunts Weakened Donald Jr. for Sport

Eric Trump Hunts Weakened Donald Jr. for Sport

LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After AllDonald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…

5 years ago
Republicans Try to Decipher “Haha Just Chillin” After QAnon Accidentally Posts on Wrong AccountRepublicans Try to Decipher “Haha Just Chillin” After QAnon Accidentally Posts on Wrong Account

Republicans Try to Decipher “Haha Just Chillin” After QAnon Accidentally Posts on Wrong Account

WASHINGTON — Republicans nationwide are struggling to decipher a cryptic message from Q, the anonymous leader of conspiracy theory QAnon,…

5 years ago
Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak SpotGamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak Spot

Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on Blinking Weak Spot

PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…

5 years ago