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Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results

ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential…

4 years ago

Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…

4 years ago

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago

Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing criticism from Democratic leaders after announcing plans to divert funding from the…

4 years ago

Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4

WASHINGTON — TikTok sensation Claudia Conway released a series of bombshell videos today revealing that her mother and close Trump…

4 years ago

Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…

4 years ago

Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

4 years ago

Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…

4 years ago

Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…

4 years ago