December 15, 2020 CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and SpaceX Founder and CEO Elon…
December 15, 2020 Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii without pronouns or friends in…
June 1, 2020 Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model of the electric car, less…
August 17, 2019 REPORT: Self-Driving Cars 95% Less Likely to Pull Off Sick Donuts in 7/11 Parking Lot REPORT: Self-Driving Cars 95% Less Likely to Pull Off Sick Donuts in 7/11 Parking Lot PALO ALTO, Calif. — A disheartening new report from Tesla concluded earlier this week that self-driving cars are still years behind their traditional counterparts when…
March 26, 2019 Tesla Board Begging Elon Musk to Just Open Whimsical Chocolate Factory Already Tesla Board Begging Elon Musk to Just Open Whimsical Chocolate Factory Already PALO ALTO, Calif. — A letter to Tesla CEO Elon Musk from the rest of the company’s Board of Directors was leaked to the media…
September 26, 2017 Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire universe or running PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
