tabletop

Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

4 years ago

Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset,…

4 years ago

Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…

5 years ago

Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local game night host Paul Cumiskey has been subjected to heavy criticism following guests’ accusations of bias…

5 years ago

Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it…

5 years ago

Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…

5 years ago