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Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on FrisbeeDog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

4 years ago
Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ StrategyPowerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset,…

5 years ago
Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good GuysDad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…

5 years ago
Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two OthersHost Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

Host Offers Choice Between This Really Dope Board Game That Sounds Awesome and Two Others

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local game night host Paul Cumiskey has been subjected to heavy criticism following guests’ accusations of bias…

5 years ago
Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of GlitchesTabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it…

6 years ago
Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ CardSettlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card

BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…

6 years ago