June 18, 2021 Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the Legend of Zelda series reportedly…
May 17, 2021 IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally SAN FRANCISCO — Video game website IGN has reportedly taken down a post made early this morning featuring new footage from Nintendo’s upcoming Mario Golf:…
May 5, 2021 Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group of children that no one…
May 4, 2021 Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same atmosphere, adventure, and fun. It…
April 5, 2021 RUMOR: Applebee’s Set to Unveil New Presto Pro Tableside Tablet With Nvidia DLSS and Raytracing RUMOR: Applebee’s Set to Unveil New Presto Pro Tableside Tablet With Nvidia DLSS and Raytracing GLENDALE Calif. — According to a massive leak from within Applebee’s, the company is preparing to roll out a new “Pro” model of their popular…
April 2, 2021 Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves at a local tournament today…
March 27, 2021 Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3 Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3 CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long process of researching series lore.…
March 14, 2021 Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic devices have been home together,…
January 8, 2021 Kart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There Kart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of Princess Peach’s Castle this morning,…
