May 10, 2021 Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television shows, The Boys and Invincible,…
October 20, 2020 Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the idea of “Superman if he…
August 30, 2020 Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General Zod and vanquished him to…
May 21, 2020 HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing at a recent board meeting…
May 10, 2020 Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in his salmon meal. “Yeah I…
November 27, 2019 We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists
September 5, 2018 Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic protagonist of the upcoming Witcher…
May 3, 2018 Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for beloved properties. Six Flags’ so-called…
January 20, 2018 8 Things DC Could Learn From “Happy Days” About Cohesive Cinematic Universes 8 Things DC Could Learn From “Happy Days” About Cohesive Cinematic Universes It’s no secret the DC Extended Universe is struggling with bland movies and tepid fan feedback. Luckily for DC, there is hugely successful connected franchise…
