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Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People

LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate…

3 years ago

‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters

LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…

4 years ago

Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time

LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing…

4 years ago

Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi

LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form…

4 years ago

Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long

LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly…

4 years ago

Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is

SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon…

5 years ago

Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve Minimum Viewership

Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is…

5 years ago

Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

OMAHA, Neb. —  Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to…

5 years ago

Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit

LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe…

6 years ago