June 23, 2021 Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate of new shows, and among…
February 25, 2021 ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget features from the streaming platform.…
December 8, 2020 Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing seven episodes of the Netflix…
October 27, 2020 Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form video streaming service Quibi. “We…
July 9, 2020 Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly tells the entire story of…
August 1, 2019 Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos…
July 16, 2019 Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve a Minimum Viewership Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve a Minimum Viewership Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is a form of inequality my…
June 5, 2019 Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself OMAHA, Neb. — Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to “subscribe to himself” if he…
May 23, 2019 Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe Clan, posting a YouTube video…
