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Streamer Buys $1,000 in Audio Equipment so He Can Speak More Clearly Into Yawning Void of Nobody

TOLEDO, Ohio — Twitch streamer Sam Dolan has reportedly acquired over $1,000 in professional audiovisual gear, ensuring a clear connection…

4 years ago

New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor

NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…

4 years ago

Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS

LOS ANGELES — Professional streamer Sandra Cruz — known online as CruzControl2 — strapped a series of bombs to her…

4 years ago

Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer

ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to…

5 years ago

TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House

BEACHWOOD, Ohio — A TMZ reporter tasked with tracking down a popular Twitch streamer has now been staked outside their…

5 years ago

Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…

5 years ago

SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer

ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — A SWAT team sent to stop a fake threat at the home of professional Twitch streamer…

7 years ago

Man Lists Favorite Streamer as Emergency Contact

LAKE VILLA, Ill. —  Sources have revealed that Lyle Baker, 36, recently listed popular Twitch streamer Richard Blevins, better known…

7 years ago