June 23, 2021 EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their long running FIFA franchise is…
June 1, 2021 Tatooine Golf Course Sucks Tatooine Golf Course Sucks TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous criticism from the community. Lin…
March 15, 2021 ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a belligerent father living vicariously through…
August 8, 2019 Opinion: Who the Hell Would Want to Watch Someone Else Play a Sport? Opinion: Who the Hell Would Want to Watch Someone Else Play a Sport? I’m just hearing about this and I’m totally confused — people apparently watch other people play sports on live streams from their computers, TVs, and…
March 7, 2019 We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People Sony Interactive Entertainment was kind enough to send our staff a copy of their upcoming game MLB The Show 19 for review, but we didn’t…
September 28, 2018 QUIZ: Can You Have a Polite But Distant Conversation With Your Cousin Who Only Plays FIFA? QUIZ: Can You Have a Polite But Distant Conversation With Your Cousin Who Only Plays FIFA? You’re standing alone at the family get together. Your little cousin walks up to you and makes eye contact and… yep, god dammit, he wants…
August 10, 2018 Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature legs without knees, a response…
April 7, 2018 GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual harassment allegations against team owner…
November 11, 2017 Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt to regain public recognition. It…
