December 19, 2020 PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk 2077 on eBay just in…
December 9, 2020 Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users discovered evidence that a popular…
December 2, 2020 Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5 Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5 YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free solo ascent of a PlayStation…
November 21, 2020 “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a group of low-level drug dealers…
November 17, 2020 PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle attempt to get her Netflix…
November 14, 2020 Size Queen Purchases PS5 Size Queen Purchases PS5 NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy her need for an enormous…
November 9, 2020 358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series 358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment of the series adds countless…
November 8, 2020 Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald Trump has reversed his claim…
November 6, 2020 Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5 Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5 NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of the upcoming PlayStation 5 platform…
