June 18, 2021 Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post SAN MATEO, Calif. — Sony Interactive Entertainment scheduled an emergency meeting between their board of directors and u/LastofUs1296, an industry analyst who called out the…
June 15, 2021 Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would have loved the chance to…
May 18, 2021 Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did the PS5 that had a…
April 23, 2021 Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell them which piece of hardware…
March 25, 2021 Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown a propeller and engine system…
March 5, 2021 Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out YOUR HOUSE — A new report commissioned by Sony states that the PS3 box you’ve been keeping in your closet since 2007, right next to…
February 4, 2021 Sony Accidentally Vaporizes Demonstrator in Showcase of PS5’s Technical Power Sony Accidentally Vaporizes Demonstrator in Showcase of PS5’s Technical Power NEW YORK — CEO of Sony Interactive Entertainment Jim Ryan accidentally vaporized intern Kris Smythe in a livestream demonstration of the PlayStation 5 this morning,…
January 22, 2021 Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced a collaboration between the two…
January 11, 2021 Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming the company always schedules a…
